Christmas is approaching, which means one of my favorite holiday treats is back: eggnog. Back in college, I tried making my own with a recipe I found in Bartending for Dummies. It was absolutely terrible.

In a sign of the times, I found organic eggnog at Target for the first time this year. Naturally, I bought some. It’s excellent.

It seems that eggnog is similar to the Dallas Cowboys – people either love it or hate it. Which camp are you in?

OK, enough stalling. It’s haiku time.

Sugar, cream, and joy!
Don’t know how it fits with Christ
But I won’t complain

Eggnog in my glass
Christmastime is almost here
I will drink to that

Your turn.